Inside Gabe's World: Eating with a bandaged hand

Meet Gaffy:

“You’ve no doubt seen those television commercials with the duck. Yes, that obnoxious duck. The one that goes around quacking, gets his nose stuck in mail slots, and gets into trouble all of the time. It’s just wrong on so many feathered levels. I’m a goose. My name is Gaffy. Yes, I am that Goose. I’m the one who lays the Golden Eggs. It’s my calling in life.

“I also want to make a few extra bucks, and breaking the golden eggs is not my thing. I’ve chosen the endorsement route and offer my beautiful stature, my golden tones (Pun intended) and my time and energy to promote solid, noble endeavors. My purpose is to represent smart things. I want to solve problems, not create them. Silly Duck. That’s not for me.”

Inside Gabe's World

Friday, November 2, 2012

Eating with a bandaged hand

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